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A sci-fi story of international intrigue staring an orthodox Jew whose main gripes(besides keeping his faith in his line of work) is how does he save the world by falling in love with the main villianess by pretending to fall in love with her but in actuality has already fallen heads over heels for the evil countess.
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A cigarette so heavy that one puff will kill you.
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Express unsatisfactory feelings towards customer service reps by dressing up as Jason and threatening to slice their faces off every time a patronizing answer is given.
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A cleaver falls in love with a clove of garlic and tries his best from preventing the chef from smashing it to bits before chopping it up for contonese-style stir fried veggies with oyster sauce.
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A ninja whose only ninjutsu abilitie he's mastered is to turn into a plank and giving away his location by stuttering really loudly to himself gets elected Governor of Florida.
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Marcus Brigstocke comes on stage naked and says: "Fuck Corduroy, I'm done with you. We've had a good run together but I'm sure you'll have much better luck finding somewhere to cling on by looking for chewed gum and Boris Johnson's shoe.
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Copywriter finds himself in a dilemma because suddenly all he can write is puns. He then proceeds to create The Most awarded pun-filled advertising ever.
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