Lovin' meerkats.

This is great.

Now I can finally compare meerkats like a meerkat aficionado is supposed to. No more sticking my head in holes like an ostrich. This will feed my meerkat fever oh it will.

But I still haven't found Timon.

daily wrongness: You all know that shit weren't true.

Daddy was just fuckin' wiv you.

Now mommy's gonna do the same.

With a strap on.

The title of this blog post is moot.

PO.
A sci-fi story of international intrigue staring an orthodox Jew whose main gripes(besides keeping his faith in his line of work) is how does he save the world by falling in love with the main villianess by pretending to fall in love with her but in actuality has already fallen heads over heels for the evil countess.

PO.
A cigarette so heavy that one puff will kill you.

PO.
Express unsatisfactory feelings towards customer service reps by dressing up as Jason and threatening to slice their faces off every time a patronizing answer is given.

PO.
A cleaver falls in love with a clove of garlic and tries his best from preventing the chef from smashing it to bits before chopping it up for contonese-style stir fried veggies with oyster sauce.

PO.
A ninja whose only ninjutsu abilitie he's mastered is to turn into a plank and giving away his location by stuttering really loudly to himself gets elected Governor of Florida.

PO.
Marcus Brigstocke comes on stage naked and says: "Fuck Corduroy, I'm done with you. We've had a good run together but I'm sure you'll have much better luck finding somewhere to cling on by looking for chewed gum and Boris Johnson's shoe.

PO.
Copywriter finds himself in a dilemma because suddenly all he can write is puns. He then proceeds to create The Most awarded pun-filled advertising ever.

Answer:

Counterfeit Money.

A riddle I couldn't crack.

Those who make it, tells it not. those who have it, knows it not, and those who knows it wants it not. What is it?

Answers tomorrow.

Facebook

Where vanity persists like mould on wet bread.

scamping around.

So apparently according to this guy, creatives are the ones who will save an agency from going down.

Holy crap, more reason to work harder than ever.

Question.

Today, I was asked this question.
"What would you do if you were God?"

My reply was
"Prove I exist."

That is all.

So apparently

the Italy, they "touch balls" or tits for girls in addition to "touch wood".

Couldn't make this up even if I tried.

I had a great line I came up on the tube

but then I got hung up on watching Robert Rodriguez's 10 minute film school videos on youtube.

The guy's a frikkin genius.