Thursday, June 11, 2009

Sledeghammer cars in real life.

What do you do when you see a sledgehammer chained to a car?



Let me rephrase that. What do you do when you see a hundred copies of a newly released video game locked in a car with a sledgehammer chained to it?

Usually this wouldn't make much sense, but for Red Faction: Guerrilla, it melds together like butter and sugar. Here's why, courtesy of Simon Watts, by way of Kotaku:

"Because Red Faction Guerrilla features the world's most realistic destruction engine, we thought that it would make for an interesting experiment to find out how many people, going about their everyday business, would stop in a busy city street to work out some stress by smashing their way into a car to earn a copy of the brand new game."

It's new, it's fun, exciting, and relevant.

Boy I wish I'd have thought of that.

Monday, June 08, 2009

left4dead2 announced(and boycotted)!

A few days ago Valve announced left4dead 2 at E3. Normally this would be good news for many peoples. But not this time.

A group of fans have strung together and created the steam group NO-L4D2, it's mission statement titular.

It has a manifesto and everything!
These peeps are serious.

They make a good case for their cause, of which I also feel I was a part of, since I was suckered into buying L4D on release day too.

Friday, June 05, 2009

today's quote of the day:

"The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person. So they're crazy. That's bullshit." -Dave Chappelle.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Dollhouse Finale: Omega. Overview. Spoilers.

So Dollhouse came and went. Season's done and with the gleefully exciting news of it's renewal, now's as good as any time to look back on the finale, titled "Omega".Did it live up to expectations? How mind-blowingly awesome was it? Why should we care? Answers: kind of, not nearly awesome enough and because season 2 has potential to be the best thing on TV since Firefly.

The Finale: as we found out previously, Alpha came back to the 'house, posing as a building engineer/designer/expert/agoraphobic person, kicked everyone's ass and left with Echo in his arms. So he brings Echo back to his lair,where he's concocted his very own doll-imprinting facility. Cut to backstory, we find out more about Alpha, how he had his "composite event", why he's so attached to Echo, and who he was before he became a doll(psychopathic serial killer on death row). So we get Alpha's not-so-secret anymore origin, and about Dr Saunders. The original one, since the girl with cuts is actually a doll named "Whiskey". This raises several more questions. The Biggest one being "who the fuck's actually a doll here?"

Flashback continued, Alpha and Whiskey were hired out to live out someone's "Natural Born Killers" fetish/fantasy. Things go wrong and Alpha is told more than he needs to know. Right before being sent to the Attic, tings go wrong with Topher, computers, Security and Alpha and he gets 43(42?) personalities imprinted into him all at once. So now he fancies himself the next in human evolution. Now he plans to give Echo, the doll he's fancied since his own doll-days, her very own composite event.

Meanwhile, we get a Boyd and Ballard(captured last week) bromance team-up. This results in several awesome moments as we discover these two have a lot more chemistry than we previously thought.

In Alpha's lair, Echo is wiped and Omega is born, but instead of reaching the same conclusion as Alpha( that normal people are below them in the food chain ) she smacks Alpha with a metal pipe. So they duke it out as Caroline, now imprinted in the body of a random receptionist Alpha kidnapped earlier, watched on in shock horror.(Did I tell you, this episode is packed.) Long story short, Alpha escapes and Omega explains that the the president is black now. Cue new status quo for season 2. All in all a satisfying finale, yet still somehow misses the mark. (not enough closure maybe?)

Nonetheless, the Boyd Ballard team-up next season will be fun to watch, even if the "Ballard now working for Dollhouse" pill is a bit hard to swallow. But at this point, I'm buying it. Whedon being the humble, self-deprecating genius that he is seems bittersweet, but with the sad, sad cancellation of it's lead in(Sarah Connor Chronicles) it's doubtful it'll do much better Nielsen wise. I wish them all the best though.

BRING on SEASON 2!!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

more thoughts and musings. Dollhouse overview tomorrow.

Scamp is taking a break, the world wonders why and til when. Dragonball Evolution is crap but still enjoyable if you have your standards low enough. Star Trek is 80 million kinds of awesome. To the kid who offered me a cigarette today: you better be older than you look. I can't remember the last time I played hoops, I'll remember tomorrow though. I still love her very much, but why am I still confused? I think my bio for the lonely hearts club thing is awesome. I am aware of the dangers of loving your own shit. My brain is shot, until I play some sports. Top 10 is great, but where is my book 2? My bag needs cleaning up. I want a PS3. Every time I watch House I am reminded why I love that show. I'm starting on "Brave New World" soon. Right after "Wind up bird chronicle", which is beautifully poetic and deeply philosophical(Or perhaps I'm just dumb). TV season is over. Movie season begins. Postits are great.

And I need a job.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

The fueds with the dudes with the nudes.

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Colbert-Branson Duel
colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorGay Marriage


Awesome on so many levels.

The truth presents itself.




Cylons are screwing around with the Scott Pilgrim movie. Someone get the vipers in here.

Monday, May 04, 2009

All the emails in the world at my disposal.

SO this is what posting from email feels like.

Can't say I like it much better than blogger.