It's one of those things that refuses to be interesting no matter what you do. They invented dishwashers but that doesn't solve the problem of having to scrub dishes before they go in. I'd take cleaning the toilet or vacuuming the floor over fucking dishes any day of the week. At least those jobs are visually stimulating, there's a good chance you'll walk away from cleaning the toilet (our toilet anyways) with a story worthy of Kevin Smith's dvd release. All the poop scrubbing and porcelain shining will at least give me a good, ugly story to talk about with my friends the next time I'm high or something.
But doing the fucking dishes? No chance. I don't think it's possible to spice up a conversation about dish washing. Bad source material. I'd say even Jim Carrey couldn't do it. It's beyond human reach.
The holy grail of comedy maybe? The time I hear a joke about dishwashing that makes me laugh is the day I stop playing videogames. AKA never.
...
On with the dish washing liquid ideas.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
It looked at me squarely in the eye.
A black letterbox around the screen. "Happiness, leaves when wanted." it said.
Funny. Welcome to the fan-translated world of mother3 indeed.
Funny. Welcome to the fan-translated world of mother3 indeed.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
loneliness
is a weird thing. It comes to bite you in the ass even when you've surrounded by friends. In the night, alone, in front of the keyboard, in front of the layout pad, you get bit.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
My opinion of John McCain went up.
Racism is an ugly, ugly thing.
Where I come from though, racism is very often an extension of the class war(things were somewhat good a long time ago, or so I'm lead to believe). Though many of our societal structures are still centred on race. Like all sound-minded people I see absolutely no sense or logic whatsoever in this. How my country measures what a person is worth is to me, fundamentally questionable.(I hesitate to say wrong) That's a story for another day, when I'm feeling less like I'm standing on the edge of a tall, tall cliff.
If I could vote in America, I wouldn't vote for McCain but I have to say, I liked him a little better after seeing this video.
Not so much for the booers though.
Shame on them.
And God help us.
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Several answers to the question: whats cooler than zombies?
1. More zombies.
2. Zombies in Hell.
3. Dinosaur zombies.
3. Dinosaur zombies in Hell.
4. Zombies on a date.
5. Zombie heads on a stick(ala carte).
6. Ninja Zombies.
7. Pirate Zombies.
8. Ninja Zombies fighting Pirate Zombies.
9. Brains.
10. Porn.
2. Zombies in Hell.
3. Dinosaur zombies.
3. Dinosaur zombies in Hell.
4. Zombies on a date.
5. Zombie heads on a stick(ala carte).
6. Ninja Zombies.
7. Pirate Zombies.
8. Ninja Zombies fighting Pirate Zombies.
9. Brains.
10. Porn.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
British funny and American sequential art.
Throughout recent months I've seen my tastes evolved and change.
I've become a big fan of Vertigo comics, or rather American comics in general.
I've spent quite abit of money on trades, and some issues. I started listening and watching alot of comic book podcasts.
Ask me 3 years ago would I EVER be buying American comics or if I knew what are trades, issues, annual, OGN, or who Brian K Vaughn, Brian Michael Bendis, Brian Wood are I would have said no.
I've fallen out of love with manga it seems. FLCL is probably the only anime series I still truly love, I'll still read One Piece out of obligation but fuck me if I'm ever touching anything naruto-related again. EVER.
I started watching some British comedy and developed an unhealthy fascination and like for "a bit of fry and laurie" and "Laurel and Hardy". I still don't get "Mighty Boosh" and Big Brother can stick it's camera up its ass but I did not expect myself to be such a huge fan of Hugh Laurie's comedy stuff. I never got Little Britain and have only vague recollections of "mind your language" and today here I am, desperately hoping someone will upload another youtube of Hugh Laurie on Piano.
I'll try to watch more Phyton later this year.
I've become a big fan of Vertigo comics, or rather American comics in general.
I've spent quite abit of money on trades, and some issues. I started listening and watching alot of comic book podcasts.
Ask me 3 years ago would I EVER be buying American comics or if I knew what are trades, issues, annual, OGN, or who Brian K Vaughn, Brian Michael Bendis, Brian Wood are I would have said no.
I've fallen out of love with manga it seems. FLCL is probably the only anime series I still truly love, I'll still read One Piece out of obligation but fuck me if I'm ever touching anything naruto-related again. EVER.
I started watching some British comedy and developed an unhealthy fascination and like for "a bit of fry and laurie" and "Laurel and Hardy". I still don't get "Mighty Boosh" and Big Brother can stick it's camera up its ass but I did not expect myself to be such a huge fan of Hugh Laurie's comedy stuff. I never got Little Britain and have only vague recollections of "mind your language" and today here I am, desperately hoping someone will upload another youtube of Hugh Laurie on Piano.
I'll try to watch more Phyton later this year.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Funniest shit I've seen all week.
besides that gay bar joke I've been cracking way too often recently.
downloading jay and silent bob strikes back after this.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Fucker's got a point.
If yeh ken uundarsteend 'is thick scot'ish accent 'at is.
ee's also stark raving mad.
depends on 'ow yeh see'im ah guess.
ee's also stark raving mad.
depends on 'ow yeh see'im ah guess.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
things
Scott Pilgrim is awesome.
Plumtree rocks.
I got back my lost wallet and lost camera.
Tomorrow is go to London and then to Netherlands day.
It's good.
Life is good.
When I come back it's seriously looking for a job time.
Now it's blogging and packing time.
Later it's send emails to potential employees hour, then call my girl half an hour.
Life is good.
Hopefully I'll come back with pictures.
Amsterdam, here I come!!
Plumtree rocks.
I got back my lost wallet and lost camera.
Tomorrow is go to London and then to Netherlands day.
It's good.
Life is good.
When I come back it's seriously looking for a job time.
Now it's blogging and packing time.
Later it's send emails to potential employees hour, then call my girl half an hour.
Life is good.
Hopefully I'll come back with pictures.
Amsterdam, here I come!!
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